How to Play Any RPG as the Ninja Turtles

Yes, you read that correctly. Who doesn’t want every character in their RPGs to be a Ninja Turtle? Idiots. That’s who.

You can play any RPG you want as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, especially ones that let you customize your party in depth such as the upcoming Dragon Age: Inquisition. If you want some practice playing as those radical turtles who solved secrets regarding ooze, check out this article, which names some games that would be perfect for a bodacious pizza party. Now without further ado, here are some easy steps to turn you merry band of adventurers into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1. Leonardo, the Warrior – Turtle-rific!


Leonardo is going to be your party leader, and your easiest character to make. He’s a warrior who keeps everyone else safe and uses his abilities to bolster the entire party. Give him a sword (or two, for extra turtle-ocity), and send him to the front line of battle and let him soak up most of the damage so your other party members can do what they do best, shred.

2. Donatello, the MageYee haw! Ninja Cowboy!


Donatello is a highly intelligent guy who uses his mind equally when in a fight, and out. You’re going to want to make him as smart as possible and boost his crafting abilities so he can make new gear for your party. Give him a staff and keep him out of the main fray so he can do his thing.

3. Michelangelo, the RogueIt’s Raph! A little too Raph…


Woah there dude! Can’t forget about my personal favorite Ninja Turtle, Michelangelo. Charismatic and quick, Mikey will be a rogue who deals tons damage and does most of the conversing for your party outside of battle due to his large amount of charisma (or lack thereof). And of course, if you can, give him as much food as possible. Duh, dude.

4. Raphael, the Berserker I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe!



The silent badass, Raph will be a huge damage dealer and not give a fuck if he takes damage. If you can, make him a berserker type warrior who rushes in with dual weapons and wreaks havoc on anyone who dares cross his path.

And there you have it, a totally bodacious and tubular party for adventuring in any RPG! I plan on doing a playthrough of Inquisition as the Ninja Turtles after I do my main super-cereal playthrough, so stay tuned for updates on that post-release.

Secret Step 5.

If you get a mount in the game, be sure and name it the Turtle Van, or Party Wagon. Because, fuck it, why not? Party on!


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