Our dad is 93 years old and planning on dying soon. As his son, it’s our duty to help him achieve two of his lifelong dreams: going to the Super Bowl and losing his virginity. What could possibly go wrong?
This episode we’re reading “Can You Help Your Dad Lose His Virginity At The Super Bowl?” by Clickhole.com
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