New Music Weekend: Descendents, Chris Robinson Brotherhood, Fantasia, and More!!

Hey there music lover! You like new stuff? Great! You’ve stumbled into the perfect corner of the internet. Each week all sorts of audiolicious goodies are unleashed onto the masses and this is where they come to be judged. I’ll tell ya what’s good, what’s bad, and what’s a waste of your precious time. So strap on your headphones and let’s take a ride!

The Big News

The first Descendents album in twelve fucking years!!!! Hypercaffium Spazzinate is just what this summer full of asshole politicians and terrorist attacks needs. Quoth Consequence of Sound: “The group is no less energetic here than they were during their heyday, blasting off furious two-minute burners like “Victim of Me” and “Full Circle” (a song whose only chronological signifier is a reference to cell phone reception) while staying surprisingly light on their feet.”

Rockin’ Rockers

The everlasting Chris Robinson Brotherhood give it up with Anyway You Love, We Know How You Feel.

The pride of Canada, Billy Talent, return with it’s fifth, Afraid of Heights.

Cleveland metal maggots Ringworm spew forth their eighth release Snake Church.

Simplicity, the tenth album from pogo punkers The Bouncing Souls, hops into existence.

Dude from the Get Up Kids and dude from My Chemical Romance equal Death Spell, a digital hardcore outfit. Debut rekkid Nothing Above, Nothing Below.