Being a non-gamer during E3 is like being spontaneously elderly for a single week, which explains why I take so much solace in this video of Conan not knowing what the hell Super Smash Bros. is, nor any of the characters referenced. You speak for those too afraid to speak for themselves, Mr. O’Brien.
Perhaps the best part though, is when Conan bridges the distance between gamers and game-nots with the question: does Samus come with a birthday suit version?
